Showing posts with label Osama bin Laden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Osama bin Laden. Show all posts

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Who wore it best?
Osama versus Obama

Osama may be sleeping with the fishes (quite literally in fact), but that doesn't mean his fashion sense can't still have import.

So Monster Island poses the question: who rocked the keffiyeh better, Osama or Obama? (If you're still getting the two similar names mixed up, recall that the s in Osama stands for Saudi, while the b in Obama stands for born in Hawaii.)

So pick one:
  • Osama? More like Awesome-a!
  • Rock it, Barack! 


Monday, May 9, 2011

SNL on OBL

It's been a busy semester, so I haven't caught SNL as many times as I'd've liked. In fact, I usually only tune in on Hulu if Saturday Night Live makes the news (as in when Betty White was the oldest host ever).

This past Saturday's show was "hosted" by Tina Fey, she formerly of SNL's "Weekend Update" and currently of 30 Rock. The one-time head writer reprised her impersonation of Sarah Palin (something I hope she'll continue to do from time to time if Sarah Palin remains in the national spotlight)...



... and she played a not-Ariel in a not-The Little Mermaid skit:



Not the most hilarious sketch I've ever seen, but it was a pretty innovative way to address the death of Osama bin Laden.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Anti-American Terrorist Home Videos

Apparently Osama bin Laden liked to watch himself.

At least, that's what's being revealed as some of Osama's Abbottabad booty is released for public consumption:
From a shabby, makeshift office, he ran a global terrorist empire. The world's most wanted man watched newscasts of himself from a tiny television perched atop a rickety old desk cluttered with wires.

For years, the world only saw the 54-year-old Osama bin Laden in the rare propaganda videos that trickled out, the ones portraying him as a charismatic religious figure unfazed by being the target of a worldwide manhunt.

On Saturday, the U.S. released a handful of videos, selected to show bin Laden in a much more candid, unflattering light. In the short clips, bin Laden appears hunched and tired, seated on the floor, watching television wrapped in a wool blanket and wearing a knit cap. Outtakes of his propaganda tapes show that they were heavily scripted affairs. He dyed and trimmed his beard for the cameras, then shot and reshot his remarks until the timing and lighting were just right.
I wonder if he shared cinematography tips with the Dear Leader.

Anyway, some of the newer videos show him watching stuff that should provide conclusive evidence to all but the most die-hard deathers that Osama bin Laden died recently and not five or ten years ago. (Seriously, what benefit could Bush/Cheney possibly have had in withholding that kind of information from the public as they faced a tough re-election campaign and Dubya saw his approval numbers plummet? That kind of conspiracy theory makes as much sense as an eighteen-year-old ultra-pregnant White woman in 1961 traveling halfway around the world to give birth to a child in a rundown Kenyan hospital in front of the wife she didn't know her bigamist new husband already had.)

In fact, Al Qaeda themselves have confirmed his demise. And what possible benefit would they have in making that up? Losing the charismatic OBL has got to hurt in the fundraising side of the business.

Anyway, we should expect more interesting tidbits as they go through the treasure trove of media they captured and release what they can to the public.

Their biggest problem so far? All the DVDs are Region 5.

I am waiting to see if they discover planned or considered attacks on South Korea or neighboring Japan. A lot of people forget this, but on the Saturday before the 9/11 attacks back in 2001, the Joongang Daily carried a story about the US being very concerned about indicators they got pointing to an attack on US interests in South Korea and/or Japan. The oh-so-clever headline writer (maybe the guy who wrote this) entitled the piece “In Case Anyone Cares, It’s Something About Terrorism.”

Well, the following Tuesday, the two main towers of the World Trade Center were hit in New York City, one of two cities attacked that day. Since then, I have always wondered if what was really going on was that Korea and Japan were code for either the two towers or for New York City and Washington DC.

(The ill timing of the jokester headline writer's glib headline was unfortunate; I guess the message there is don't make up stupid headlines for serious news just because you're too much of a duckweed to realize it's serious.)

Anyway, both Korea and Japan have been lulled into a sense of security, enough that it might not be that hard to launch a bombing attack. I won’t say anymore than this, but there are vulnerable buildings that, post-Oklahoma City, should not have been built how and where they were.

I'd be curious whether al Qaeda ever picked up on that and thought the heavily Christian ally of the United States would be a good target.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Deathers

Who knew there were so many nouns ending in ~th that could be spun into conspiracy theories.

We have the truthers in their various forms, who believe the truth about 9/11 is not what we've been told. Then there are the infamous birthers, who believe that Donald Trump is not bald. And I like to use the neologism southers to describe those who feel that South Korea was behind the torpedoing and sinking of the Ch'ŏnan last year.

Add to this the deathers, those who feel that Osama bin Laden did not really die as we've been told. The various theories go that Osama bin Laden has been dead for nine years (which really doesn't make sense, since OBL's death could have been trotted out as an October surprise in 2004, when Senator John Kerry was giving incumbent President George W. Bush a run for his money), or that he is not dead now (he's being waterboarded for useful information as we speak), or that we didn't really capture him at all.

[UPDATE: CNN has begun using the term "deathers," nearly a day after yours truly.]

No doubt Oily Taint will start demanding, "Where's the Death Certificate?" And to be fair to Oily, it does seem a bit weird that the guy we spent ten years trying to find — at least three or four of them in earnest — would be dumped off to see to become so much shark chow.

It only adds fuel to the fire when Obama won't release the snuff film:
The president’s decision to keep the images secret — despite his administration’s stated preference for transparency — led to warnings from some in Congress that the move would fuel doubts in some parts of the world about whether bin Laden is dead.

There is some precedent for government release of graphic images in the war on terror: The Bush administration released photos of dead insurgent leaders in Iraq, including two of Saddam Hussein’s sons. However, Obama said releasing photos of bin Laden’s body would defy American values.

“That’s not who we are,” the president said, according to quotes from the interview that White House press secretary Jay Carney relayed at the daily news briefing Wednesday. “We don’t trot out this stuff as trophies.”

“We don’t need to spike the football, and I think that, given the graphic nature of these photos, it would create some national security risk,” Obama said.
But they will release photos of the carnage back at the ranch in Abbottabad, so that's something.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Orange County Muslim leaders cheer bin Laden's demise

Imam Sayed Moustafa al-Qazwini, founder and director of 
the Islamic Educational Center of Orange County in Costa Mesa

Yup. So the next time you hear how the Muslims all cheered when the towers went down, remember this:
"Bin Laden was never a Muslim leader. ... The attacks on our people on Sept. 11 were the result of his twisted ideology," said Ameena Mirza Qazi, deputy director of the Council on American-Islamic Relations of Greater Los Angeles.

Muzammil Siddiqi, religious director of Islamic Society of Orange County said: "Islam is totally against terrorism, totally against violence," and bin Laden's death has "brought a sense of relief for all of us.

"We hope this chapter that began 10 years ago will close and a new chapter will begin," he added. "We want to live together in peace and harmony."
And of course, informed Monster Island readers know that there are fatwa against terrorism.

Osama bin Laden snuff anime



It's not news unless two Taiwanese chicks make animation out of it.

My favorite part is Obama, Clinton, and Bush43 getting all chummy.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Osama bin Laden is dead! Alhamdulillah!

The president's critics have examined the background
in this jpeg file and determined it is fake.

Always a whore for media attention, President Obama interrupted whatever was playing on prime time to announce that Osama (no relation) is dead and can't hurt us anymore. Before that, though, Obama called both former presidents Bush43 and Clinton to gloat.

It was either this or Evil Bert.
This is a man who deserved to die, of course, but his death during his capture — which precludes the need for a trial and then, presumably, punishment — means I won't have to write up an editorial on why Osama bin Laden should be spared capital punishment.

Anyway, I just have one question for Mr Barack Hussein Obama: If you're so much smarter than your predecessor, why did it take you over two years to hunt down OBL? Huh? (I'm guessing, though, that BHO's own Pakistani/Muslim connections were instrumental in bringing down Osama; I guess there's something to be said for having a closet of Muslin in the White House.)

Anyway, I'm fairly confident this is what Osama bin Laden is going through right now.

In all seriousness, though, I'm glad President Obama got this message through:
"We must also reaffirm that the United States is not, and never will be, at war with Islam. I’ve made clear, just as President Bush did shortly after 9/11, that our war is not against Islam," Obama said. "Bin Laden was not a Muslim leader. He was a mass murderer of Muslims."
It was no easy thing for Bush43 to make clear that Islam is not America's enemy, and he deserves credit for that. I wish he hadn't referred to the War on Terror as a "crusade." [face palm]

Anyway, if you'd like to learn more about how Islam views terror, see this post.