"Don't look, don't find."

Okay. You're the US government. Two of the biggest importers of your beef have closed off their markets to all your cattle products when one, then two, then three of your cows are found to be infected with Mad Cow Disease. So what do you do?

In addition to yelling at the Japanese that they should import American beef anyway, just as Korea is looking for assurances that your beef supply is safe, you should also scale back testing for Mad Cow Disease.

And for good measure, make it really dramatic cuts, like say, from 1000 a day to 110.

Someone in Australia is laughing.