Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Kim Jong-il lying-in-state caption contest

We haven't had one of these in a while, and this is just begging for it.

I already started back at this newsy post with "I'm so ronery."

I've got more: "Forget Ri Sŏlchu, that's a baby bump."

"North Korea launches Dear Leader™ Brand memory pillows."

"Got silk?"

"Look up toward Heaven all you want, you ain't never gonna get there."


1 comment:

  1. I suck at the Korea-finder game. I wanted to be sure I would win before I started playing.

    "Now, that's a forehead."

    "Dear Leader's body cut off below chest to improve new 'sleeping I-line'"

    "Even fat men can appear slim when dead."

    "New military class 1 sleeping uniform. Even in sleep, be at Attention."

    "There is clearly no fabric shortage in North Korea."


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