The pictures of oral and vaginal sex were not the only thing that raised eyebrows. A couple of Edison Chen's famous partners, by the looks of their red eyes, were having something of a Visine™ moment (that's my euphemism for having used drugs that make your eyes red. Please circulate this phrase so it gains currency and I become a famous footnote in some urban dictionary somewhere.)
- Baek Jiyoung: not a whore
- Edison Chen: total di¢k (I was going to write big di¢k, but then it might be unclear that I'm chastising him). In fact, I can't think of anything good that begins with ED: Edison Chen, Edsel, Edward Scissorhands, edumacation, and E.D. ... they all suck!
- eLite Apple repair shop in Hong Kong: Everyone hates you but secretly loves you.
- Dirty pics and movies: Store them on something thieves won't want to steal.
- God: He loves us, but he's a dirty perv for constantly watching us have sex. But since we're his ongoing elementary school science project, I guess it's his right.
UPDATE #1 (February 22, 2009):