Did Lindsay already say Rhonda Patterson? Damn, I was gonna say Rhonda Patterson. In that case... um... Susan Tanimura.
Anybody who isn't about to be inaugurated president during the worst economic downturn in almost a century. Anybody! I'm not kidding. If you cut your hair and got a little sun, you and I could switch places. Come on, it's 400 grand a year. That's gotta be two or three times what you make as a grad student. And my wife's hella hot... I'd throw her in as a bonus, but only until the end of my term.