Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The Real Kushibo Website

Just as soon as the semester ends, I'm going to head to Florida, goad some coons punks into attacking me, shoot them dead, and then publicly put out my PayPal account so that total strangers who are delighted I killed an urban youth can send me money, ostensibly for my legal defense fund.

It seems to be working for this guy. (The poor fella is upset over a similar "life-altering event" in which he killed a teenager; it was a real life-altering event for the dead kid and his family as well.)

Heck, why wait? I've already got the PayPal account, and I've got an oppressive amount of parking tickets.


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