Japanese media: "I'm hot for leader!"

The Chosun Ilbo reports on the Japanese press's apparent obsession with finding out what they can about Kim Jong-un, the Dear Leaderette who will supposedly be given the reins of power when the next counterrevolutionary blood clot manages to reach daddy's brain. 

[above: Kim Jong-un (circled) and the rest of the cast of "How the Food Pyramid Helps Build You!" at the future Light and Hope of All Humanity's former elementary school in Bern, Switzerland. L'il Kim's social studies teacher, Frau Sophie Gruttman, recalls his attempts to amend the play with a bloody third act where the pyramid workers join together to crush an insurgency by the bourgeois Gang of Four Food Groups.]