Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.Sin, chew, indeed.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.
[below: This stupid post would not be complete without kochu that look like kochu, a language aid, if you will. Blame these folks if you'll never be able to set foot in a Chili's again. At least we know what Dr Hwang's been up to since the whole cloning fiasco.]