Friday, January 21, 2011

Dear Kushibo

Ah, what's in today's mail bag?


Dear Kushibo,

I like making my girlfriend dress up as characters I've seen in various anime, and lately I've been having her wear those "circle lenses" contact lenses that make her eyes look really, really, really big (and very much like the anime characters I've come to love).


I'm wondering, though, if this will lead to any long-term vision problems for her. And if so, will it happen sooner or later? I'm not sure how long I'll keep dating her, so if it's later rather than sooner, then it's not really a big deal.

Signed,
Avid Anime Aficionado
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Dear Avid,

She'll go blind.

3 comments:

  1. wow if she will have vision problems and you dont give a shit if youre no longer dating her you are one huge asshole

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  2. You are a total douche. "I like MAKING my girlfriend dress up" You make her do it for your own enjoyment and you don't give a flying flip about her personal safety even if you guys stopped dating, I would think you'd care about her as a human being and not want her to get permanent eye damage from the contact lenses you MAKE her wear to please YOU.
    "I'm not sure how long I'll keep dating her, so if it's later rather than sooner, then it's not really a big deal." = I don't really care about her, I just use her for my own enjoyment right now and later I might get bored of her, so hopefully if she gets eye damage it'll be after we stop dating so I don't have to worry about dealing with a blind girl.
    You don't deserve to date ANYONE you self serving pig.

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  3. you're a major dick. that's like raping her eyes.

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