The North's National Security Agency, a spy agency and powerful organ of the North Korean leadership, claimed in a recent lecture that Clinton had to come and apologize before the North Korean leader because of the "outstanding tactics" of Kim Jong-un, the sources said.I hope my mom and dad don't read this. When I was twenty-six they were still dogging me about not going to med school.
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, they noted a similar kind of "resume building" took place when Kim Jong-il was picked as the successor to his father, North Korea's founder, Kim Il-sung.
Kim Jong-il, 26 years old at the time with very little known about his personal achievements, was given credit for the 1968 seizure of a U.S. military ship, Pueblo.
Jong-un, now 26, is said to have been named the successor to his 67-year-old father who reportedly suffered a stroke last year.
The sources said the North Korean spy agency has also begun referring to Jong-un as a "general."
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You shoulda majored in Evil Overlord Studies, like the Kims did.
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