Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun... Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans," Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Daily Kor for May 10, 2010

Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there.

President Lee demands urgent reform of police and prosecution (Yonhap, Korea Times, Joongang Daily)
Government to punish those who attended rally of banned civil workers' union (Yonhap)
LG considering stepping back into Japan's flat-screen TV market (Reuters)
Foreign Minister Yu Myunghwan heads for Brussels to brief EU officials on sinking of Chonan (Yonhap)
South Korea forms task force on national security reform (Yonhap)
Seoul and Washington consider putting current troop level in writing to dispel rumors of USFK reduction in ROK (Yonhap, Korea Times)
Credit card firms' earnings up 18 percent in first quarter (Yonhap)
Kim Byung-hyun signs with Orange County Flyers (Yonhap)

Kushibo didn't know there even was an Orange County Flyers

Los Angeles County Courthouse mired in chaos as fourteen pornography production companies simultaneously apply to copyright "hung parliament" (LAT)

[right: I could not find a suitable picture to go along with the "hung parliament" gag, so I turned on SafeSearch. Google assures me that the the guy in the family friend photo at right is will hung.]

[Note: In a previous edition of the Daily Kor, we alluded that Kim Jong-il had been institutionalized at a mental health facility. The headline should have read "Dear Leader is committed to six-party nuclear talks. Monster Island regrets the error.]

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My Google/Blogspot data shows that a lot of the 2 million people who have landed on my site (yes, that's the real number) are looking for cultural information on Korea (e.g., “When did Syngman Rhee die?” “What did the Indians bring to the first Chusŏk?’ etc., etc.), as well as practical or historical stuff.

That got me thinking that, hey, I have a master’s degree in Korean studies and a minor in Japanese studies, I’ve lived in Seoul far longer than most foreans my age (whether they're kyopo or non-kyopo), I teach introductory courses on Korea and its cultural trappings and history, so why not offer a free service where I attempt to answer people’s questions, point them in the direction of where they can get them answered, and/or offer my regulars (that’s you!) a chance to take a stab at some of this stuff, too.

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九十五大怪獣란? 쿠시보의 몬스터 아일랜드란?

Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.

Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Monday, May 10, 2010

Daily Kor for May 10, 2010

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