Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Well, something's gotta kill him, right?

Kim Jong-il is reportedly suffering from kidney failure.

That brings to seventy-three the number of ailments Pyongyang watchers speculate the Dear Leader is afflicted with, to include cirrhosis of the liver, heart disease, pancreatic cancer, hardening of the arteries, acne rosacea, age spots, liver spots, my dog Spot, menopause, webbed feet, osteoporosis, trichinosis, halitosis, and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Surely one of them will kill him, right? Right?

Anyway, let's continue with a tour of Monster Island. Have you seen the death pool?

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