Hey, Kushibo,Dear Shutterbuggery,
I totally need your help. I was out taking pictures of the beautiful Seoul scenery, just collecting digital memories of my time in this wonderful country. Well, some ice queen desperately in need of a good lay got upset that I was taking pictures of her and she called a cop over. He forced me to show the pictures I had taken and — horror of horrors — the camera's viewing settings just happened to be on super close-up, so all these innocent pictures I'd taken looked like crotch shots and butts.
Now they're getting ready to throw the book at me. Instead of one phone call, they're giving me one email, because this is the most wired country in the world, a technological marvel. I heard you're media-connected, so I was hoping you could make a call and get me temporarily listed as a Chosun Ilbo staff photographer so they'll let me off and this will all be behind me.
If that doesn't work, can you please get your buddy Brendon Carr to defend me. He doesn't care for my kind, but I know he'll do it if you ask. And try to get a discount, if you can, because by helping me he's giving back to the community.
My flight leaves tomorrow, so they have to let me go. I'm an American citizen, and it's legal in the U.S. of A. to allegedly take pictures of college-age women's Y-spots.
Shutterbuggery in Shinchon
P.S. The food here in prison sucks. They're feeding us yukkaejang.
P.P.S. Sorry for all those times I attacked you at Korea Beat and Hub of Sparkle with multiple user names (I think they're called "socks"), plus all the fake kushibo posts. Won't happen again.
Help!You stupid fu¢k. Lose this email address and don't ever contact me again.Yours,Kushibo
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Ah, what's in today's mail bag?