Friday, November 20, 2009

Oprah runs out of program ideas; announces cancellation of show

Having succeeded in bringing to power the first African-born president of the United States, Oprah announced that she has accomplished all of her goals and will end her show, in 2011.

She reportedly plans to move in to the Phil Donahue Memorial Shelter for Retired Talk Show Hosts and take up blogging.


  1. The cult of Oprah will live on stronger in death much larger than in life...

  2. daytime TV won't be the same without 'O'


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