Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Washington and Pyongyang are gonna do it!
After weeks of will-they-or-won't-they, Washington and Pyongyang have decided to go all the way. The date hasn't been decided, but Washington yesterday told everyone that Bosworth will visit Pyongyang for "some one-on-one action."
This comes after some very bitter drama involving broken promises, storming out of the room, lack of trust, and other relationship issues.
One of the biggest sources of friction between these two is that Washington keeps trying to get Pyongyang to join a six-way.
Anyway, we'll have to wait and see what happens when Washington and Pyongyang finally get each other alone. The results could be explosive.
[above: Happier times for the star-crossed couple. Since this photo was taken, the relationship has been taken on a ride with soap opera-like twists and turns. Is Pyongyang really portrayed by an evil twin? Will Pyongyang notice that the lovely Ms Albright has been replaced by a man? (Maybe not) Has the Dear Leader fully recovered from the elevator shoe accident? Why is Kushibo stretching this one-off gag to the point of it snapping back in his face?]